Chris Anderson is....Unstoppable....and so is his watch! Ok...maybe not, but, you should buy the watch!

Remember those commercials for Citizen Watches? Started out saying..”Unstoppable...Eli Manning is. And so is his Citizen Eco Drive watch.” Citizen Watch ended up with a bunch of b-list celebrities to endorse their product, the biggest being Eli Manning until he won the damn Super Bowl. Remember seeing that commercial after Eli through 4 picks against the Vikings this year? Yea, you laughed. Emeka Okafor is also celeb that wears the watch. Anyway, it got me to thinking. What would be some of the worst athletes to be in that commercial? Don’t worry. I’ve got it covered.

“Unstoppable.....Gheorghe Muresan is.....because...well he once was in a movie with Billy Crystal. I mean, come on! Billy Crystal! When Harry Met Sally! Monster’s Inc.! He’s 7 foot 7! He averaged 9.8 points for his career! And he wears Citizen Eco Drive. You could be 7 foot 7 and ugly as hell if you wear our watch!


Unstoppable...Tonya Harding is....just like her Citizen Eco Drive watch....she knows self defense and is good with hiring hit men! She did a triple axel once! She enjoys crack and once fought Paula Jones! Tonya drinks a lot and fights her boyfriends! She also has asthma! So buy our watch!