Shaq....To Run or Not to Run?

So Shaquille O' Neal makes his long awaited debut tonight with the Phoenix Suns. Everyone wants to know how he will fit in with their system, but I have a much more important question. How long until Shaq gets winded and forces D'Antoni to take him out of the game, and how will it happen? Will Shaq go NHL style, where players slap their sticks on the ground to signify their lack of energy then hop over the bench? I can see Shaq slapping the ground with those huge hands as he barrles towards a extremely frightened Suns bench until he toppels over a sleeping Boris Diaw, injuring all fans in the front row in the process. Man, I just cannot wait! Oh, and Kobe will be there too. Bringing up another question...how long until Shaq goes for the dislocated pinkie?