Its March Madness!

Sure it's already into week 2 of the tournament. But you know what? I had a huge bunny to deal with who kept passing out chocolate and so cut me a break. Here is my expert analysis:

-Stephen Curry, son of the well known Indian food, Curry, has been nothing but spicy in this tournamnet. 40 on Gonazaga and then 30 on Georgetown? And the kid looks like a darker skinned Mcully Culkin who goes to the gym once a month, sort of like me. How is the kid getting into the paint and hitting huge threes? Roy Hibbert where were you?

-Speaking of Roy Hibbert, coud this guy be any more overrated? When he goes to the foul line his face screams "I AM REALLY NOT THAT GOOD AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING ANYMORE, LET ME FOUL OUT REAL QUICK." I think Roy would talk like that Giant from Big Fish. Anyway, the guy scores 6 points and fouls out against Davidson. Some showing for supposedly the best big man in college. Does a guy who scores less than 10 every game and cannot even average double digits in rebounding really have a future in the NBA?

-I would personally like to thank Clemson for ruining my bracket by making maybe 5 shots in the second half of their game against 'Nova. Up 18 in the first half, Clemson went into North Carolina-mode and decided to choke. Jacking up 3 after three that would not go down, Coach Purnell decided to change up the game plan and have them keep shooting threes, because that might work. Their suppossed sharp shooter Ogelvy couldn't even hit a shot. Maybe it has to do with the fact that you are 10 FEET BEHIND THE THREE POINT LINE! Are you winded from bringing the ball up from the baseline? My lord. It's those damn purple jerseys, everyone knows eggplants can't shoot.

-How about North Carolina dropping over 100 points in two straight games now? Not really even fair. I know Hansbrough averages over 20 a game, but does he ever put up an actual basketball shot. Everytime he scores its from him grabbing a rebound and throwing it at the hoop while three guys are punching him in the face. But they keep going in. I am waiting for Tyler to just stare in disbelief after he hits a halfcourt shot facing the other way. "I can't believe these keep going in! I am going to score a huge NBA contract all because I throw the ball at this hoop thing and it goes in!" I have a theory the Hansbrough is always intoxicated during an NBA game, Jackie Moon style. You know how after he hits a big shot, Tyler runs down the court doing some sort of motion only white people know how to do? One of those "this is how I dance in the club cause I'm tall and white" dances that makes us cringe because it just adds to the stereotype that we can't dance. Well, I reffered to Katt Williams for this theory. Katt believes that white people can't dance, but only becase they are too fucked up to dance. So
1. White people can't dance because they are extremely under the influence.
2. Tyler Hansborough cannot dance (see Clemson and Virginia Tech games)
3. Therefore, Tyler Hansbrough is extremely under the influence.
Here is the video to prove it

No wonder he puts up those ridiculous shots.

-So who is my favorite to win it all? Well, I guess it would ne North Carolina right now, but UCLA is not far behind. Kansas has to choke sometime soon right? I give them one more round. Wisconsin has a huge ugly white guy and a player who wears ski goggles when he plays so we can count them out for sheer ridiculousness. Tennessee scares me every time the play, letting American and Butler hang around for way to long. Louisville has been very dominating, while Memphis has also struggled. So in the end, a bad dancing white man will probably win it. But so could a girlfriend beater. Gotta love the tourney.