Maybe It's A Good Thing The Cavs Didn't Trade For Mike Bibby

Happenings from around sports Monday night:
-The San Antonio Spurs scored 5 points in the first quarter agaisnt the Atlanta Hawks, which sadly is 5 more times than my friend Eric has scored with a girl here at Mizzou. You would think that if a team only scored 5 points in one quarter that they would lose the game. But, not all teams are the Atlanta Hawks. Atlanta ends up losing by 15....yes 15 points. Their new addition Mike Bibby shoots 1 for 11, while the old white men in cowboy hats taking in the game celebrate. Oh to be a fan of Atlants sports right now, must be fun.
-Michael Beasley scores 30 points and grabs 15 rebounds, and Kansas State still ends up losing to Texas. In two straight games now, Beasley has scored 74 points and his team is 0-2. Here is pretty much the next couple of years for Beasley. Losing in the second round or so of the NCAA tourney this year, getting drafted by the Miami Heat and immediately getting traded to the Knicks in some crazy ass deal. You think you are carrying your team now Beasley? Oh just wait.
-Larry Hughes shoots 4 for 11 in the Bulls loss to Dallas.....ahh that's the Larry I know and love.
-The Rays are "talking" to Barry Bonds. I guess a plus is that 2,000 fans booing isn't very audible. Although they could change their city's slogan...if cities had slogans....to "Tampa Bay: Barry Bonds and Old People!" I wait for the day that Barry hits a home run into the back wall of Tropicana Field and the entire stadium proceeds to crumble to the ground. Let's make this happen people.
-Kelvin Sampson decided it would be a good idea to text message his players after their "emotional" win over Northwestern. Whatever cell phone company provides Samspon with service needs to throw him into a commerical immediately. If it is Alltel, I can see it now. "Well hey Chad! Got any phones I can illegally text recruits with? You do? Awesome!"